Cartman Gets An Anal Probe 【EASY】

"Dude," Kyle whispered, pointing. "You have a giant satellite dish coming out of your butt."

"No I don't, Kyle! You're just being a dildo!" Cartman barked, oblivious to the massive piece of hardware broadcasting deep-space signals from his trousers. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

The ships shuddered. The aliens, apparently offended by the primitive and gaseous nature of the broadcast, turned their fleet around and vanished into the stratosphere. "Dude," Kyle whispered, pointing

The satellite dish retracted with a metallic zip. Cartman stood up, brushed the snow off his pants, and looked at his friends. " Kyle whispered

"Man, I had the weirdest dream about a giant taco that crapped ice cream," he muttered, completely unaware that he had just saved the world from an interstellar invasion.